I read half your blog post…

…and I have feelings about it. Basically, you need to get to the point faster, because I shouldn’t have had to read even HALF of your blog post to understand where you stand on this particular issue. I’m thinking maybe I should have had to only read a QUARTER of your blog post. Unless, of course, it’s a really long blog post (like, longer than four paragraphs) because really I shouldn’t have to read beyond the first paragraph in order to understand what cockamamie idea you’re trying to sell me on. Actually, forget the first paragraph — who knows, you may go on for a really long time. The first sentence, that would be better. Actually, fuck it, just tweet the thing, wouldja? If your idea is THAT STRONG, it should be able to fit in 140 characters.

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Labs @ Medium. Avid reader, long time blogger.

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