Max Fischer’s clubs, ranked

It’s college application season, and I can personally attest that there are a lot of high school seniors that are currently stressing about their GPAs, their standardized test scores, their essays…and their extra-curricular activities. As a reminder of just how absurd this whole process is, here’s a list of the club activities of possibly the greatest extra curricular film participant of all time, Rushmore’s Max Fischer…ranked by potential attractiveness to college admissions officers.¹

  1. Yankee Review, Editor-In-Chief, Publisher
  2. Astronomy Society, Founder
  3. Trap & Skeet Club, Founder
  4. Debate Team, Captain
  5. French Club, President
  6. Calligraphy Club, President
  7. Yankee Racers, Founder
  8. Fencing Team, Captain
  9. Rushmore Beekeepers, President
  10. Bombardment Society, Founder
  11. Kite Flying Society, Co-Founder
  12. Stamp & Coin Club, Vice President
  13. Model UN, Russia
  14. 2nd Chorale, Choirmaster
  15. Lacrosse Team, Manager
  16. Track & Field, JV Decathlon
  17. Kung Fu Club, Yellow Belt
  18. Piper Cub Club, 4.5 hours logged

¹ Also, I had this list kicking around in my Notes app, just begging to be shared.



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